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K. I'm gonna make up a rap.

Yo, the names Saif and I ain't no joke.
I'm really really hyper cous' I drank all our coke.
I like flipping my sister over couches.
I laugh and laugh, but my mom just grouches.
I like pajamas, on my legs.
I also like legs on my legs, not pegs.
I'm not a pirate, but I like parrots,
I also have braces, so I can't eat carrots.
I don't like poison, in my mouth
I'd rather live in the north, not the south.
I'm not Taylor Swift, I don't date rednecks,
And I like to mail things, using fedex.
Speaking of fedex, UPS
What can brown do for you?, mail stuff I guess.
Kangaroos are cute, so rabbits,
Smoking is not, its a bad habit.
You cough a lot, and you smell kinda strange
My sister says "you die." I guess she's deranged
If your name is Viktor, if your name is Krum.
Your part of bread, that joke was dumb.
My raps are cool, my raps are tight.
I rap all day, and all night.
Chyeah
Word
I run this town.
Peace
Expelliarmus
The die is cast.
If he dies, he dies.

I just wasted three minutes making that.