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Friday, February 26, 2010

Dear Biology, I would love to throw you in a microwave with a bomb strapped on your penis.

So, biology is dumb. So dumb I'm not even gonna capitalize it. Or, it's not dumb, I just don't like it. Plus, Mrs. Norton is even worse than the H-Dock. I swear to god, if the next unit has anything to do with NADPH or FADPH or NAD or NADH or FAD or FADH or PGA or PGAL or Pyruvic acid I'm just going to gut myself, and rot.

What matters: Sunlight leads to plants getting energy. This is good because they give off oxygen into the atmosphere.

What we learned: Sunlight hits the Thylakoid gland and electrons (why the hell aren't they with the rest of their atom anyway?) and then they get carried by NADPH to the ETC and blah blah blah. ... And then 38 (minus four ATP used during glycosis) = 34 net gain of ATP.

At least I have funtastic Geometry and no-effort English!

Oh. Speaking of no effort English, I actually have to write about 16 paragraphs. Hopefully my good friend Michaela can make that more fun.

3 comments:

  1. that's wrong best friend, no glycosis in photosynthesis. and dude yeah. you know we won't get anything done!

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  2. i meant photosynthesis and respiration. and you're right, we didnt get anything done

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  3. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
    I didn't even read the post.
    I can't stop laughing at the title

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