Squirrels in my (Pants) on the Ground!

The telephone, the light bulb, the refrigerator, books, the wheel. What do these inventions common? They all affected mankind for the better, but not as much as pants. And now, I'll pay homage to Pants.

Squirrels in my Pants

The song Squirrels in my Pants is a hip hop story, telling of the incredible bond between a girl and her pants, and what happens when this line is crossed. As the Squirrels despicably enter the pants, the girl's body betrays her.

Ripped Pants

Ripped Pants tells a story of innocent pants, abused and torn by their abusive owner. When Spongebob takes advantage of his pants to "get the girl" and tear them to pieces, his pants go Hindu on him, and rip out his heart with claws of karma. He comes to realize that, in order to not end up a lonely reject under the sand, he must treat his pants with respect.

Pants on the Ground

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground! With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground, you call yourself a cool cat

General Larry Platt, who fought alongside Martin Luther King Junior for rights, couldn't stop helping the world there. On the TV show American Idol, he reprimanded the modern style of sagging pants.

Jizz in my Pants

I won't like you, and neither will your pants. Control.